nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU

reblogged 6 days ago @ 19 Jul 2014 with 275,774 notes via/source

sokkaflockaflameo:

thatsupergleekywholockianhead:

satansleftbuttcheek:

upgraders:

upgraders:

how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient 

image

Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time

imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler

[Opens Howler] I’LL LET YOU WHOMP MY WILLOW ANYTIME

I just spit water everywhere

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gnarrrlyy:

aeon-fux:

halaalpussy:

justinbaeber7:

nelliotstabler:

yanceygirls:

gang0fwolves:

" it’s just a joke, relax! "

" you’re all overreacting! "

this is someone’s fucking daughter.

if you think anything about this is ok because it’s ” just a joke ” you’re a seriously disgusting individual. 

twitter normalizing pedophilia 

Im gonna fucking throw up

thats a child….. she literally look 5

This is the most disgusting thing i seen in a while she look 5 how can u be attracted to and/or joke about doin bad things with her. How is this funny.

Not even 5. Try 3 or 4 y’all. THIS IS A BABY. This is not funny in any way. This is pedophilia. This little girl probably can’t even spell her name and she is being exploited for twitter “jokes”. THIS IS FUCKING SICK. If you’re active on twitter, please report this shit if you see it. This is unacceptable. 

Wow.. i’m utterly disgusted 

reblogged 1 week ago @ 17 Jul 2014 with 63,411 notes via/source

nonomella:

my 6th graders are re-enacting frozen for one of their english projects

they have scripts and everything

they dont follow them

elsa gets beheaded in the hallway after every class

reblogged 1 week ago @ 17 Jul 2014 with 4,326 notes via/source

halorvic:

It’s a weird situation

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I DID IT I FOUND A SONG
SPIDERMAN CAN'T DANCE TO
926,245 plays

dragoninthetardis4221b:

yourpatronuswillsaveyou:

carry-on-my-otp:

lesserjoke:

quarterclever:

image

i have done the impossible

Whoa! Good find.

are you kidding he looks better than ever

this works too tho????

Oh my god…

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nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

reblogged 1 week ago @ 16 Jul 2014 with 249,223 notes via/source